I adore video games.
I am not, however, under any illusion that I am good at them.
This scene changed my life forever
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem
sheik looks like she’s throwing some sick rhymes on link
blathers what the hell happened to you as a kid
That is the face of someone who has seen some shit.
i can’t believe this
I guess this is how I make my mark on the world. By drawing a picture of Link’s puckered monster slaying ass. Out of all my drawings I never thought this would be the one most people would see. I am a happy man.
I’M GOING TO PISS MY PANTS